Death Doesn't Frighten Me; Now I Can

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I've Been Forgotten By Our Good Lord.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.