All Babies Are Beautiful.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.