I Think I Will Die Laughing.

I Took Pleasure When I Could. I Acted Clearly And Morally And Without Regret. I'm Very Lucky.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.