Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

My Dad's Like, If Your Mom And I Are Having Sex And We Videotape It And She Falls Out Of Bed Funny, Can I Win Ten-thousand Dollars?

My Dad Told Me If I Was Ever Intimidated By Anyone, Just Picture Them With Their Clothes Off. He Said That's How He Dealt With My Mom.

Everyone I Love I Pay.

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.