Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

When You Have A Good Time There Is No Time.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

I Become A Chameleon For Wherever I Am.