Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.