Just Went To The Gym And Worked

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

My Confidence Wavers Between Being Genuine And Being Insecure.

A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even Tell The Joke. Like Only Three Tell The Joke, The Rest Of Them Dissect It.

In The Creative Sense, I'm Looking Forward To Collaborating With People I Have Mutual Respect For To Create Some Really Good Work.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?