Just Went To The Gym And Worked

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.

As Time Goes On, The More I Value Doctors And Plumbers. Doctors A Little More. I Can Fix My Own Toilet But I Still Can't Operate On Myself.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.