Just Went To The Gym And Worked

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

There Was This Whole Middle Time That Only Chris Rock Came Out Of, You Know, 10 Years Ago It Was Chris And A Few Other People, But That's About It. Chris Is In A Class Of His Own; I Don't See Another Comedian Who I Put In High Regard As Him.