Everyone I Love I Pay.

I Will Always Prefer A Hardback Book, But I'm Drawn To Digital Because It's So Easy To Acquire Them When I'm Having A Need-to-read Moment.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

If You Go With Marshall Mcluhan's Theory That The Medium Is The Message, As Soon As You're Hosting A Blooper Show, You're Done.