Everyone I Love I Pay.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very Nervous Bird. You'd Be Nervous Too If You Knew That One Day You'd Get Your Head Cut Off And... Filled With Stuffing.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.