The Greatness Of A Man Is Only

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.