My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi.

When You Have A Good Time There Is No Time.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.