My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi.

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

The Selfish And Usually Pointless Approach Is To Try To Get Both Done Simultaneously - Accomplish Your Work At Hand While Begging Forgiveness Of Those Close To You While You're Basically Working In Front Of Them During What Could've Been Specifically 'quality Time.'

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.