My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi.

Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is Another Great Man In Prison.

I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.