Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

I'm Psyched About What I Can Contribute That Can Be Meaningful To Myself And To Others.

I Don't Roll Like That But I've Never Been With A Hooker Either. Yeah, That's Good To Say In An Interview Cause I Feel Bad A Little Because People Grew Up Watching Me And That's A Little Disturbing.

It's A New Day: Full Of Promise And Love. The Only Thing That Can Take Away That Great Feeling Is - Reading The News Or Speaking To People.