What I've Learned About Comedy People Is

Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can Or Can't Do, Except They Can.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Everyone I Love I Pay.

Today Is A Brand New Day. A Day Of Change, Of Promise, Of Creativity, Of Kindness, And Of Love. I'm Going Back To Bed.