Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something

Everyone I Love I Pay.

Just Went To A Lovely Catholic Wedding. I Need A Drink. They Didn't Even Offer Us Water. Well They Did, But It Was Holy Water.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.