Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue, Its A

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.