And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

The Favorite Method Of Vice Is To Diss All Responsibility Be Work Or Social, Go Off By Myself, And Enjoy A Good Steak And A Great Glass Of Wine. Oh Yeah, And My Kids Are There Too.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.