And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

It's A New Day: Full Of Promise And Love. The Only Thing That Can Take Away That Great Feeling Is - Reading The News Or Speaking To People.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

Stop It, Stop Lighting Your Butthol On Fire, And Everybody Listen To Me. If You Light Your Ass On Fire, I Hope You Have Boxers Or A Filter Of Somekind, Because If Your A Bareass Person. Not A Lot Of People Have Done This. Stop It. This Is Why. You Can Cauterize Your Asshole Shut, So When You Fart It Has Nowhere To Go And You Can Have A Fart Attack.