Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can

Just Went To A Lovely Catholic Wedding. I Need A Drink. They Didn't Even Offer Us Water. Well They Did, But It Was Holy Water.

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

Paul Riser Tells It In An Interesting Way; He Dissects It And Tells The Structure, You Know, 'you Don't Mention That Part Here.' But That's What's Interesting About It And The People Who Are Absent Are Interesting Too.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something Foolish. It Is Then That I Realize The Power Of Mime.