Nobody Can Tell Me What I Can

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

It's A New Day: Full Of Promise And Love. The Only Thing That Can Take Away That Great Feeling Is - Reading The News Or Speaking To People.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.