Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.