In Conclusion, You Can See That There

Only A Cheap Politician, Greedy For Political Gain, Would Try To Single Out One Individual For Blame. The Fault Lies Not With The Individual But With The System, And That System Is Richard Nixon.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.