I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.