I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.