I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not Realizing That There Was A Heck Of A Lot More To It Than Meets The Eye.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.