The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires

I Like To Pour My Wines For People. I Watch Their Eyes, I Can See What They'll Like. Most People Say They Don't Like Dry Wine Because They Haven't Had A Dry Wine That's Clean And Fruity, Instead Of A Big, Oaky Thing.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.