People Come Up To Me In Bars

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.