In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.