Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.