So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not

If Elected, I Will Win.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?