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I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.