Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.

I Really Think Of It - Acting And Writing And Producing, Whatever - As Shipping. You Gotta Ship. Put The Widget Together In The Easiest, Quickest Way Possible And Ship The Product.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

I Don't Like Gadgets For Their Own Sake. I Like Gadgets That Are Tools. And I Like Simple Gadgets That Do One Thing Really Well Like A Hammer.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.