I Learned More About Elections On Election

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

Anything Would Deserve A Sequel If The Right Elements Are There.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.