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My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Didn't Really Feel 100 Percent Comfortable Until We Started Working On The 2004 Election.

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.