Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.

I Always Fancied Myself More Of An Actor Than A Comedian Before I Realized That Only Assholes Make That Kind Of Distinction.

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.