If You Have A Secret, People Will

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

I Get All Of My Comedy From Cnn.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.