Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.

If It's January, I'm Dead In Three Hours. But In June, I'd Be Hungry, But I'd Make It Out. I'd Find My Way Without A Map Or Compass. I Say That With Confidence. I Can Build A Fire Without A Match.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.

I Have A Wife And Two Daughters; People Who Depend On Me. Everything Is More Important Than It Was When I Was 20. But Now I'm Like, "eh, I Made It This Far."

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.