I Want To Manufacture A Feud.

I Have A Wife And Two Daughters; People Who Depend On Me. Everything Is More Important Than It Was When I Was 20. But Now I'm Like, "eh, I Made It This Far."

Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The Hell Express.

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

I Touched An Oscar Once. Friend Of Mine Has One, For Writing. As Soon As I Touched It, He Said, Now You'll Never Win One.