I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least

I Peed In My Wife's Boot Once. On Honeymoon, In Madrid, We Were Drinking Absinthe And Somehow Made It Back To Our Hotel. I Don't Remember A Second Of This, But My Wife Woke Up To This Noise. Two Of Her Boots Were In The Corner, One Had Fallen Down And The Other Was Standing Up And I Was Peeing Into It! It Was A Hole, And It Looked Like A Toilet. She Said: "rob, Wake Up, You're Peeing Into My Shoe!"

If It's January, I'm Dead In Three Hours. But In June, I'd Be Hungry, But I'd Make It Out. I'd Find My Way Without A Map Or Compass. I Say That With Confidence. I Can Build A Fire Without A Match.

I'd Played A Lot Of Best Friends, And/or Bad Guys, Which Seems To Be My Lot In Life. In Romantic Comedies There's Always A Best Friend And The Woman Has A Best Friend And They Always Antagonise Each Other And Then They End Up Together At The End Of The Movie.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.

People Want Other People To Know That They Share Our Sensibility Even If They're Not Exactly Sure What That Sensibility Is.