The Head Writer Loves That My Character

If It's January, I'm Dead In Three Hours. But In June, I'd Be Hungry, But I'd Make It Out. I'd Find My Way Without A Map Or Compass. I Say That With Confidence. I Can Build A Fire Without A Match.

Anything That You Can Do A Tiny Bit Of Research About, I'll Turn It Into An Obsession.

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.