Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.