I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.

I Used To Be A Longshoreman. I Didn't Go To College. I Have A Voice That When I Say Something, It Can Sound Way Meaner Than You Think It Is.

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.