Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness

Jason Alexander Is A Committed Actor, He Went From Working On A Show About Nothing To Actually Doing Nothing.

I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm Missing Right Now Are Abs.

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

My Mother Would Say, Before I Left The House, 'remember Art, Hugs Are Better Than Drugs.' And I Believed My Mother, I Believed Everything She Said - Until The First Time I Got High At A Party. I Leaned Back, And I Went, 'god, This Is Way Better Than When My Uncle Perry Hugs Me. What Else Has My Mother Been Lying To Me About?