My Dad Was Superman To Me, And

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.