My Dad Was Superman To Me, And

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna On A Movie Set. I Won't Say Who, But His First Name Is A Country. A Communist Country. Run By Fidel Castro.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.