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The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.