Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

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Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.