Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.