Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.