Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.