When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.