Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.