When Yer In A Funk, People In

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.