My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'