My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.