My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I'm So Into Momminess.