My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

I Remember I Was So Crabby In My Third Trimester - I Got Gestational Diabetes Because I'd Been Acting Like I Was In A One-woman Pie-eating Contest.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.