I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.