Someone Told Me That When They Go

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.