I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be

My Daughter Is Exceptionally Chatty. I'm Not A Braggy Mother But She Is Gifted - With The Personality Of A Russian Gymnastics Coach.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.