Sitting Next To Olivia Newton-john, I Was

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I'm So Into Momminess.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.