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Adults Are Always Asking Little Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up Because They're Looking For Ideas

When Every High School Graduate Can Spell The Word, 'inauguration,' Let's Put Lampshades On Our Heads And Listen To His Speeches Until Obama's Voice Gives Out.

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I Hate It When My Hair Is Engaged In Unauthorized Activities.

What Moron Said That Knowledge Is Power? Knowledge Is Power Only If It Doesn't Depress You So Much That It Leaves You In An Immobile Heap At The End Of Your Bed.