I Get The First Flight Out From

When We Save The Rain Forest, The Polar Bear, And Al Gore, We Should Party So Hard That Canada Calls The Cops On Us For Noise.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

Remember When You Were Considered An Environmentalist When You Didn't Throw Junk Out The Car Window? I Sure Do Miss That Simpler, Happier Time.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

I Have Jokes I've Told Before And Will Tell Again, But My Favorite Part Of The Night Is Talking To The Crowd.