When Every High School Graduate Can Spell

My Problem, I Try To Teach My Kids To Eat Healthy Food. But You Get A Cantaloupe, And You Don't Know When It's Going To Come Of Age. You Have No Idea - That Period Between When It's Like, Hard As A Rock To When It's Smushy Inside, Is About Ten Minutes.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which I Like To Think Of As Presidential Eligibility.

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.