When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.