When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.