When The Sun Comes Up, I Have

Here Is What Is Needed For Occupy Wall Street To Become A Force For Change: A Clear, And Clearly Expressed, Objective. Or Two.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping. Men Invade Another Country. It's A Whole Different Way Of Thinking.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

I Have Six Locks On My Door All In A Row. When I Go Out, I Lock Every Other One. I Figure No Matter How Long Somebody Stands There Picking The Locks, They Are Always Locking Three.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.