Sometimes, If You Really Don't Know How

I Think When You Take Off That Jacket And They See That ‘i Love Grandma’ T-shirt, They’re Going To Rip Your Heart Out.

I Don't Categorize Myself. I Don't Think I'm Perceived As A Female Act By My Audience. My Fans Include Just As Many Men As Women.

Ever Notice That Soup For One Is Eight Aisles Away From Party Mix?

I Can't Get Married. I Can't Fake Sleep For 30 Years.

I Just Get The Feeling That If Jesse Helms Was In Charge Of Art In America, You'd Go Into A Museum And See Nothing But Prints Of Dogs Playing Cards.